I would like to preface this by saying that I am sick and have a sinus infection, so if things don’t make sense or are just odd (more so than usual) that’s why.

I’m going to start this story off with the tale of the world’s biggest booger.

Once upon a time, a young college woman was starting to feel sick. She’d been sick like this before: it was a sinus infection. Her throat was tender and her sinuses hurt in general. However much she wanted to just go to bed and lay down and sleep away her sick, she knew that school work was very important at the time. So she soldiered on. She was sitting at a table in the lounge while her friends were off having fun and feeling well as many were doing at the time. One of her friends though was in the same situation that she was and he was kind enough to study with her.

All of a sudden, she had the urge to blow her nose. She pulled out a hanky and blew her nose. What came out was a very big surprise. It was the world’s biggest booger. Seriously, this thing was about the size of a half dollar. Huge. She then sat and tried to figure out what would have made her create something so large. She then remembered about 1 month before that fateful day, she decided to have a few drinks with friends. It was a normal night, tons of fun. The next day though, was not fun at all. She might have thrown up a couple of times. Once it even went in her sinus cavities. She smelled puke for days. And that’s when she realized that the booger that came out of her nose was really just puke that had kept itself lodged in her sinus cavity for over a month.

Moral of the story, get a neti pot. The end.

Now this actually happned to me. It was awful. It was also pretty cool. I totally showed it off.

So I was in the shower today, trying to loosen up the gunk in my head and chest, when I realized, boobs are weird.

Now I want a neti pot. And a popcicle. And pancakes. My ears hurt. My nose is skin is really dry and chapped. I’m gonna go to sleep I think.

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